What You Missed This Weekend
Germany Wins World Cup In O.T. -- The Obama Story Everyone Will Be Talking About -- The Voodoo Of Lobster Economics --Pope: 8,000 Of Clergy Are Pedophiles -- Dad’s Musical Response To ‘Rude’ Is Priceless -- Holder: Latest Terror Threat ‘More Frightening Than Anything’ Else
In case you are truly living under a rock, the World Cup has been going on for the last month. Germany pulled out a dramatic victory over Argentina on Sunday afternoon on the strength of a Mario Götze strike in the 113th minute. It is the nation’s fourth World Cup title and now America can go back to ignoring soccer for the next four years.
President Obama dropped by a BBQ joint on Thursday. When a cashier demanded equal rights for gay people, perhaps the greatest comedic exchange ever recorded between a sitting U.S. president and a gay man occurred.
We are in the midst of an epic lobster season. In fact, so much lobster had been landed in Nova Scotia that by the second week of June, prices on the docks dropped to $3.50 a pound. But no matter what, you’re not going to see cheaper lobster. It’s still going to cost you $60 to impress your date with that plate of crustacean. Why? Because the logistics of preparing, storing, shipping and cooking that lobster add up quickly. Follow Larry the Lobster on his journey from pot to plate and see how it all adds up. Fun fact: Larry has two penises.
Globally, there are approximately 414,000 Catholic priests. According to Pope Francis’ math, approximately 8,000 priests are pedophiles.
Behind that beautiful voice is a level-headed plan to murder his daughter's go-nowhere boyfriend.
Attorney General Eric Holder confirmed on Sunday that intelligence indicates bomb makers from Yemen have teamed up with terrorists in Syria to develop a new generation of undetectable explosives. Excuse us while we go curl up under a blanket and tremble uncontrollably for a little while.
After 113 scoreless minutes, Germany's Mario Gotze managed to find the back of the net with a goal that would seal Germany's victory over Argentina.